Chocolate Burger

What is Chocolate Burger?


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One of the loveliest tasty things in the whole world, as proved by scientists.

Originally invented for people who are too lazy/poor to buy both chocolate and a burger, and so the two are combined together. The chocolate burger has been proven to save people considerable minutes of time, so that they can spend them more effectively by watching TV, preparing another chocolate burger or just doing f**k all.

"Ack! I'm so hungry, but in 5 minutes I have to go prevent the world from imploding! I know, I'll have a chocolate burger, so I can eat more in less time - woohoo!"

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