What is Chocolate Buttoned?
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when your girlfriend is asleep, you put cadbury's chocolate buttons in her ass crack, as the night wears on the chocolate buttons melt, thus upon awakening the poor bint thinks she's shat herself during the night
"oh my god, I think I've had an accident during the night.......i'm so embarrased"
"hahahahahahaha, you just got chocolate buttoned, bitch!!!!!"
Random Words:
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The bunching up of a zipper so it appears as if you have an erection protruding from your jacket.
Jim had a jacket boner and we laughed..
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The act of a man ejaculating on a woman's stomach and then licking it off.
Man, this chick really freaked out when I dropped down ..