What is Chocolate Chip Mayonnaise?

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The fecal laden man-goo that covers the cock immediately after anal intercourse in which the male factor disemboques into the female's rectal opening. Similar in consistency to Campbell's cream of mushroon(condensed) or Progresso chunky style.

Our night of frollic and fun ended with a fat double serving of chocolate chip mayonnaise.

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