What is Chocolate Covered Strawberry?
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Noun, used to describe a distended rectal cavity, where upon the unlucky subject has 'an accident' and shit themselves unmercifully. The result, sadly, is a bright red bulge that has poo all over it. Hence, chocolate-covered strawberry.
"Did you see that Chad took off on another holiday and left us in a lurch?"
"That chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."
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When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his penis off, continues to have anal sex.
Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a chocolate covered strawberry this morning.
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Jamming you tongue so far in his/hers ass for long period of time,that by the time you pull it out it is swelled and covered in shit two thirds the way up.Thus resembling a chocolate covered strawberry.
When I was with this girl last night I had my tongue in her ass so long that when I pulled it out it looked like a chocolate covered strawberry.
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