What is Chocolate Covered Strawberry?


1.

Noun, used to describe a distended rectal cavity, where upon the unlucky subject has 'an accident' and shit themselves unmercifully. The result, sadly, is a bright red bulge that has poo all over it. Hence, chocolate-covered strawberry.

"Did you see that Chad took off on another holiday and left us in a lurch?"

"That chach. What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."

See chocolate, covered, strawberry, rectal

2.

When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his penis off, continues to have anal sex.

Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a chocolate covered strawberry this morning.

See chocolate, strawberries, anal, vaginal, bunnies

3.

Jamming you tongue so far in his/hers ass for long period of time,that by the time you pull it out it is swelled and covered in shit two thirds the way up.Thus resembling a chocolate covered strawberry.

When I was with this girl last night I had my tongue in her ass so long that when I pulled it out it looked like a chocolate covered strawberry.

See chocolate, strawberry, ass, tongue, fruit, pull, jammed


9

Random Words:

1. Bar-hopping with the intent of taking an ugly and/or fat chick home, because for some reason you are feeling relatively desperate, and s..
1. When you ditch the fat girl to have sex with her slightly less fat friend! Dude, so I went to that girls house last night and there was..
1. After a night of drinking with your friends, chewing on the plastic bottle of McCorrmicks Vodka. I was chewin tha vidky last night. Se..