What is Chocolate Eclair?
1.
when your chick is giving you a bj and you cum in her mouth then quickly turn around and shit in her mouth resembling what she would look like if she had just eaten a chocolate eclair
Adam: Yo dean dude, what did you do last night
Dean: Nothing really, I just gave Heather a chocolate eclair
Adam:wow your a sick fuck
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2.
After fucking ass, pull out with shit on dick. Bust nut on on lips. Press lips together and smear shit on outline of lips like Puerto Rican lip liner.
HOLY SHIT!!! No, you did not give that tranny bowling alley bartender the Chocolate Éclair.
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3.
When a man, (on a high fibre diet) lays down a huge log, then jizzes on it.
He then feeds it to a woman in a "here comes the choo choo train manner"
"me and Karen wer getiing wild last nite, but when i tried to chocolate eclair her she lost the plot and smacked me upside the head"
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4.
When engaged in foreplay, a woman defecates in her hand and gives the man a hand job.
Due to her knowledge of John's fecal preoccupation, Cindy gave him a Chocolate Eclair.
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5.
When one gay man pulls his penis out of another, hopefully, gay man's ass, therefore having the penis covered in "chocolate", and the previously receiving man jerks off a white "frosting" over the now chocolate covered penis.
The chocolate eclair that you will receive at the "Bottoms Up Rainbow Bar" is a distant cousin from the one you will get at the supermarket.
