What is Chocolate Eclairs?
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Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.
Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!
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Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.
Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..