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When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.
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It's when you're laying hose in the starfish of a virgin and right before you about to nut she spins around and takes your shi..
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The USS Jimmy Carter is a CNO Special Projects Boat. Originally destined to be the third in the vaunted Seawolf Class Nuclear Attack Su..