Chocolate Hammock

What is Chocolate Hammock?


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Phenomenon occurring whilst on holiday in a hot climate wherby the anus dilates to several times it's normal relaxed state, coating the interior of ones undercrackers with a piquant peanut butter style slurry, causing the gusset area to resemble a hammock made of chocolate.

"Darling, how was your journey back from China?" Charles asked.

"It was terrible" Camilla weeped, "My suitcase fell off the trolley and burst open and all the world's media got to see my chocolate hammocks!"

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