Chocolate Jesus

What is Chocolate Jesus?

1.

A formed chocolate bar in the shape of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

I gave that self rightious preachy fat bitch a chocolate Jesus for Christmas. She loved it and then ate Christ's head.

2.

President Obama]. Makes reference to his skin color (black, or "chocolate"), and his status with his followers and the main stream media as an almost messiah-like figure, dispite evidence that he is, in fact, merely another politician.

"Enough about Obama, you'd think this guy is some kind of chocolate jesus the way people hype him."

See obama, jesus, democrat, president, chocolate

3.

Similar to the filthy Sanchez but with one major difference. After you've engaged in anal sex you don't just draw the mustache, you give them the full beard.

I gave your sister the chocolate Jesus last night.

Really, how'd she take it?

I don't remember cause after i left i got struck by lightning.

See filthy sanchez, dirty sanchez, anal, sex, moustache
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