What is Chocolate Jock Surprise?


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while playing sports, when you need to shit and can't get to a toilet you shit in your jock... and then put it back on.

Chris Osgood during the winter classic 2009 got a chocolate jock surprise.

See shit, jock, sports, shock, surprise, chocolate


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