Chocolate Kegel

What is Chocolate Kegel?


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The unfortunate momentary loss of anal reflexes while performing Kegel exercises. Usually happens after a night of eating chili dogs and drinking beer.

I was getting ready for my date with Gary and I accidentally soiled myself with a chocolate Kegel...but I think he is in to that sort of thing.


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