What is Chocolate Maintenance?


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The use of chocolate to detoxify habitual users of heroin or opiate painkillers.

Typical dialog from someone on chocolate maintenance:

"OMG, I am so dopesick.. HAND OVER THAT CADBURY BAR!!"

See heroin, oxycodone, withdrawal, painkillers, dopesick, nocturnal


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