What is Chocolate Merlin?
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Noun; While having sex doggystyle, a male takes a massive dump into his own hand, then smears it across the face of his partner. This results in a choco-tastic beard much like the famous magician. The casting of spells after the act has been performed is optional.
Sandy broke up with me because I wouldn't give her a Chocolate Merlin.
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