Chocolate Midwife

What is Chocolate Midwife?

1. Shitting in one's own hand.

2. The part played by a male/female in assisting a fudge torpedo into the toilet bowl.

3. Scat play, where one covers themselves in shitand continues to wait for more, hands outstetched.

'My girlfriend decided she wanted to play the chocolate midwife.'

See shit, poo, crap, crapping, scat, fudge, chocolate, brown

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