Chocolate Midwife

What is Chocolate Midwife?

1. Shitting in one's own hand.

2. The part played by a male/female in assisting a fudge torpedo into the toilet bowl.

3. Scat play, where one covers themselves in shitand continues to wait for more, hands outstetched.

'My girlfriend decided she wanted to play the chocolate midwife.'

See shit, poo, crap, crapping, scat, fudge, chocolate, brown

Fggfkdxgkfhgzkhggdgs;ifd

1. When your at your computer and your bored out of your brain and there is nothing to do you just type anything and it makes you feel bett..

W.g.c.

1. White Girl Compatible 1.Any male non caucasian individual that is given the joys of a white woman. 2. A black male that does not have..

8008135

1. A way to spell boobies so no one know's what it is, usually indicating porn, or pictures of boobies. Used by computer nerds. Look!..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Chocolate Midwife Edit Meaning