What is Chocolate Midwife?
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1. Shitting in one's own hand.
2. The part played by a male/female in assisting a fudge torpedo into the toilet bowl.
3. Scat play, where one covers themselves in
'My girlfriend decided she wanted to play the chocolate midwife.'
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When someone is constantly on your case, has your name stuck in their mouth, and just wont shut the hell up about you. this is known as ..
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A game involving a Matt Jacker and several of your friends.
the aim is to get further away than your friends from the Matt Jack whilst ..
