What is Chocolate Midwife?
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1. Shitting in one's own hand.
2. The part played by a male/female in assisting a fudge torpedo into the toilet bowl.
3. Scat play, where one covers themselves in
'My girlfriend decided she wanted to play the chocolate midwife.'
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