What is Chocolate Midwife?
1.
1. Shitting in one's own hand.
2. The part played by a male/female in assisting a fudge torpedo into the toilet bowl.
3. Scat play, where one covers themselves in
'My girlfriend decided she wanted to play the chocolate midwife.'
See
Random Words:
1.
While having sex...get to the point of ejaculation. Quickly pull out and strike a match to light her pubes on fire. Ejaculate on the p..
1.
When a guy poops on a girl's vagina and then drags his butt up her chest to her face.
My girlfriend is a fecophiliac so I gave her..
1.
The musical intersection of unpleasant rhythm and painful meter changes.
The opening band tonight has a serious case of zealous fuel. I..
