What is Chocolate Mushroom Slap?
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After having anal sex to slap someone across the face with one's penis leaving a rectal juice mark.
James:"Hey Ron what happened to Adee's face?"
Rondel:"After taking her ass virginity, I gave her a chocolate mushroom slap and I guess I left a mark."
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