What is Chocolate Popsicle With A Cherry On Top?


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When your girl is menstruating heavily, and halfway through taking a huge shit (preferably soft serve diarrhea) insert a flexible straw deep inside her cunt and start sucking out bloodclots. Gather at least 2oz. and store in your mouth. Start fucking her shitty ass until you work up a nice brown cock-coating then spit the blood through the straw onto you cock and insert in her mouth. Delicious!

Beth said she wanted to try something new and unusual, so I gave her a chocolate popsicle with a cherry on top.

See chocolate, popsicle, with, a, cherry, on, top, straw


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