Chocolate Pretzel Edit Meaning

1.

a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.

Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)

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2.

A sexual position that is a result of anal sex. After having his way with his partner anally, a man will bend him/her over themselves, forcing the body into a position resembling a pretzel. The penetratee then shits on themselves. This is seen by the penetrator as a desirable alternative to having his own chest dumped on, a la Cleveland Steamer.

"Dude, I gave Ginger the chocolate pretzel, and she went crazy!"

See pretzel, chocolate, anal sex

3.

this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face

Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!

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