What is Chocolate Rubber Duck?


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This one is rude... but ok, there you go:

You take these little cake-pans, that look like ducks (you sure find some on the intenet).

Then mix your brown shit with some of these binders, that become hard when they dry and become fluid again when they get wet. Put the mix in the duck-cake-pan and let it dry.

Afte drying put some perfume or stuff on it that smells like chocolate.

That little chocolate-rubber-duck fella, you place in the shower.

Next time your girl wants to shower, tell her she has to use that chocolate-rubber-duck you just baught for her!

That bitch gets a chocolate rubber duck as present!

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