What is Chocolate Runway?
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The chocolate runway is the long-lost art of shitting down one's throat in such a way that it slides right down, leaving a 'chocolate runway' behind it.
"Last night Jason gave Emily a chocolate runway and she was talking about it all morning!"
See
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where david likes victoria to shove her fist
david: "make sure you spit on it first"
vic: "maybe i can stick my fingers down my throat and throw up on it instead?"
david: "okay then hunny, be gentle..."
vic: "brace yourself david"
david: "ohh, that was just like last time, only better"
vic: "thats cos it was Brooklyns head"
Random Words:
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brown hair...thinks she a sex goddess..her boyfriend is probaly gay..bt we dont tell her this..so we jst pretend that she is our queen....
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Lame person/thing.
1. You're such an "indicateur".(lame person)
2. I can't believe I give in to chocolate... that ..
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The concatenation of the words absurd and ludicrous meaning the exteme of both at the same time. First coined for the blog Absurdicrous,..
