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The inevitable process of calling a romantic interest (girlfriend, boyfriend, etc) while intoxicated to confess random thoughts about ab..
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The degree to which a person is overweight.
Her overweightness is pretty horrifying.
See overweight, fat, fatass..
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Vodka and Red Bull in Toronto.
It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night..