Chocolate Shotgun

What is Chocolate Shotgun?

A shit so bad that it blows before you sit down. It comes out like a shotgun blast and gets all over the toilet, walls, and floor.

Steve: I just blew a chocolate shotgun in your bathroom.

Dave: You better get your ass cleaning then.

See shit, poop, crap, dumb, dookie

After a round of rough anal, the catcher shoots the cum onto the pitcher's face via a fart.

Girl: I want to give you a Chocolate Shotgun.

Guy: No.

See anal, fart, semen, poop, cum

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