What is Chocolate Shotgun Splatter?
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The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.
Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter
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