What is Chocolate Soft Serve Machine?


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Sexual act where a woman jerks you off (the lever on a soft serve machine) while you release diarrhea from your star fish hole (anus)in her mouth. Jizzing as form of whipped cream optional.

She tugged on my lever while my chocolate soft serve machine dispensed into her mouth.

See sex, chocolate, soft serve, machine, anus, star fish, jizzing, jerk off


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