Chocolate Surprise

What is Chocolate Surprise?


1.

When you are having anal with a girl, and she gets shit on your dick. So you pull a "slip" shove it in her pussy real quick to get the shit off. Then finish the anal. So next time she goes to check out her vagina, she'll find a chocolate surprise.

Did you hear that bitch scream? Must be a chocolate surprise.

2.

A girl puts a bananna in her pussy(cut in half) and smothers her pussy in chocolate syrup, then you eat her out and while eating the bananna.(you can also do this with strawbery syrup)

I heard darius tried to give his girlfriend a chocolate surprise but he said it tasted more like fish then bananna

My girl was screaming bloody murder last night when i was giving her a chocolate surprise

See chocolate surprise, pussy, eat out, syrup, bannana

3.

When one inserts M&M's into her vagina, assuming her lover is going to go down on her very shortly after.

Melts in your cunt, not in your hand.

4.

its when you are behind a male, you take your thumb, and stick it within his bum, then you use your other fingers, to manipulate his balls, in a way that is most pleasurable

hey man, would you care for a chocolate surprise?

See asshole, chocolate surprise, sex, gay sex

5.

When one excretes their own feces into the mouth of another, much like eating a chocolate bar, or warm chocolate ice cream

When the bitch wouldn't suck me off, I gave her a chocolate surprise!


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