Chocolate Swirly

What is Chocolate Swirly?


1.

The ultimate swirlywherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.

Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!

Guy: You're an asshole.

2.

Chocolate Swirly: The act of giving someone a classic swirly, however, the toilet has been used by the perpetrator of the swirly, or if the toilet has just been used in general.

Johnny's day was to become a further series of eternal disappointments, as the football team ensared him by the neck, to deliver unto him a chocolate swirly; bane of the freshmen.

See swirly, bullying, schoolyard


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