Chocolate Teapot

What is Chocolate Teapot?

1.

UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.

Variations include:

Chocolate kettle

Chocolate fireguard.

PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....

2.

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.

Refering to a uselessor pointlessitem /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"

See useless, pointless
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