Chocolate Toupee

What is Chocolate Toupee?

When you pull out of your girl after anal sex and you've got a little bit of pooon the end of your cock

Hmmm, that's a nice chocolate toupee you've got on there Mr Cock.

See chocolate, cock, poo, shit, toupee

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