Chocolate Turkey

What is Chocolate Turkey?

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When a person visiting for the holidays turns the water off to the toilet and flushes to leave the bowl dry. They then leave a large fecies in the bowl, shut the lid and walk away.

While visiting my girlfriends parents for the holidays I left them a chocolate turkey 15 minutes before we departed.

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