What is Chocolate-covered Pretzel?

1.

Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.

Offender: There's that guy I hate...

Friend: What you gonna do?

Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!

(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)

Victim: Hi, how are you?

Offender: Fine thanks, you?

(They shake hands, mission accomplished)

See stink palm, brown eye, jay and silent bob, ass, shit
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