What is Chocolate-covered Pretzel?
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Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.
Offender: There's that guy I hate...
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!
(Offender wipes his hand on his
brown eye )
Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?
(They shake hands, mission accomplished)
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When feeling adventurous a male/female reaches under one leg and proceeds to masturbate.
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