What is Chocolateer?
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(n) A
Oy mate, I wouldn't go in there if you value your ass, it's full of Chocolateers!
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2.
Someone that is an aficionado in the finer points of chocolate.
My friend JellyB is quite the Chocolateer although her SO sees no difference between Lindt truffles and Cadbury.
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To presume that a task will be short in length, when in reality it turns out to be the complete opposite, and an unbelievable nightmare ..
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Violent bum rape, optionally with a strap on.
She invited me round for tea, but it turns out she had HOMEMADE LASAGNE in mind!..