Chocolatey Bullshit Edit Meaning

1. A term used to describe a female hipster That hipstress over there is looking fine in her plaid shirt and her thrift store skinny pants..

1. 1. A festival where the promoted theme (eg. a popular brand of beer, folk singing, medieval banquet, striptease, Octoberfest) is blatant..

1. When a guy drops his creamy load so fast that it's direction becomes hard to control. Damn, Ian jizzblasted so hard he hit his dog..