Choda Burn

What is Choda Burn?


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n. Possibly the most painful thing in the world, choda burn usally affects people who are above 170 lbs, although it has been documented in people who weigh less. It occurs normally during hot days when a person is doing a lot of walking, resulting in the thighs rubbing together. This, combined with sweat causes extreme chafing and results in a raw choda, causing extreme pain and may even result in an inflicted person walking bow legged to prevent further rubbing, should they choose to continue walking. Preventative measures include application of a decent amount of Vaselineor baby powder to the choda prior to going on the walk. If choda burn has already occurred, the aforementioned products will not do anything, but it is reported that Aloe Vera gel and Gold Bond Medicated powder provide temporary reflief. Choda burn usually goes away after a night's sleep, but extreme cases may last up to several weeks.

NOTE: Choda burn is thought to only occur in men, but that may just be because women think it is too gross to admit they have it or to talk about it.

I have been walking around mowing lawns all day and now I have the worst choda burn!


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