What is Chode Loofah?
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A device made specifically for chode hygiene. This device is only in theory as there are none in production as of yet. Designs are still in the works but mainly consist of a long curved circular brush but with very very soft bristles. Good for removing chode bunnies, butter and cheese. May also be applicable for dingleberries on midgets and dusting in between banisters.
On hot days my ex really wishes for a chode loofah so she can gently scrub the rotting matter and missing chihuahua corpse from the cheesy folds of her vile beefy chode laced with a hint of mackerel and ass.
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