What is Chode-floss?
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1: (noun) A drying device, e.g: a towel, used in the act of chode-flossing.
2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's
E.G: (v)
A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
B: Why do you think that?
A: There's red pubes all over it!
B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.
E.G: (n)
A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.
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