Chode-floss

What is Chode-floss?


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1: (noun) A drying device, e.g: a towel, used in the act of chode-flossing.

2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.

E.G: (v)

A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!

B: Why do you think that?

A: There's red pubes all over it!

B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.

E.G: (n)

A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.

B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.

See chode, floss, towel, dry, taint


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