Chodeless Pirate

What is Chodeless Pirate?


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A middle-aged male who has appeared in numerous pornographicadult movies. He always wears a pirate bandana, a scruffy goatee/beard braided into a pony tail, and a mean grimace. While he is a formidable pussy-pounder, his most notorious and perhaps most hilarious trait is that, in his movies it is very obvious that he is devoid of a chode. Alas, the chodeless pirate.

"Dude, what are you doing?"

"Watching Hustler TV. The chodeless pirate is in this one."

"I'm gonna go chodeless pirate on that chick's butthole like I just don't give a fuck."

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