Choff

What is Choff?


1.

noun/verb: Embodies the sound of a very pretensious, try-hard, Metallica-esque SNARE DRUM. Also the result of incompatible recording levels when playing said snare drum back through speakers.

"Are you listening to this? The track sounds fine, with the exception of that choffy shit in the background."

"Choffy shit? Man, that is a bad-ass snare sample I used!"

"Well, it's choffing my ears to death. Please do away with it, cheerio."

See snare drum, rim shot, doof, pop

2.

A mixture between a Toffand a Chav

e.g A choff is a person (commonly of Chav background, or heritage) who walks around in designer clothes, talks commonly but attends a posh school and hangs around with a higher social circle, often new money and keen to flash their cash

Courtney - "ZOMG check my like totally AMAZING new channel bag"

See chav, toff, posh, new money, coff

3.

to wastefully torch a bowl of marijuana

oh, man! you choffed my last bud of KB!

4.

Stupid, Silly, Lame

Something that sucks

That's some choff ass shit.

5.

The act of smoking marijuana

Dude we need to choff this bowl right now... look at how hairy this dank is

See smoke, blaze, light up, rip, toke


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