What is Choft?
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When you have to take a crap and you sit down and poo falls out of your ass you start to urinate on your floating turds, while shit is still falling out of you caca cave.
After
taking it up the Gary , Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton went into the bathroom and had a delightful choft.
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a nickname used for people who pretend to live inside the internet
God that kid is such a Choft...
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sweatshirt with a zipper in the hood. when zipped all the way up, it keeps smoke in when taking a hit inside the jacket.
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When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.
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