What is Choft?
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When you have to take a crap and you sit down and poo falls out of your ass you start to urinate on your floating turds, while shit is still falling out of you caca cave.
After
taking it up the Gary , Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton went into the bathroom and had a delightful choft.
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a nickname used for people who pretend to live inside the internet
God that kid is such a Choft...
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The mating call of the legendary Jim Leveled. Usually accompanied by a swig of Jack Daniels and a slap to the face.
JimL: Watch me pick..
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aka jeff gordon.
jeff gordon's nickname.
"...and jeffy gaywad loses the Daytona 500."..
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where the fuck are you going?
used when you spot someone wearing an outift that they know good and damn well should have been left wher..