What is Choft?
1.
When you have to take a crap and you sit down and poo falls out of your ass you start to urinate on your floating turds, while shit is still falling out of you caca cave.
After
taking it up the Gary , Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton went into the bathroom and had a delightful choft.
2.
a nickname used for people who pretend to live inside the internet
God that kid is such a Choft...
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One who loves him/herself so much that they are sexually attracted to themselves. Not to be confused with guys who jack off so much tha..
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The substance which makes a newly caught fish slippery.
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