What is Choft?
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When you have to take a crap and you sit down and poo falls out of your ass you start to urinate on your floating turds, while shit is still falling out of you caca cave.
After
taking it up the Gary , Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton went into the bathroom and had a delightful choft.
2.
a nickname used for people who pretend to live inside the internet
God that kid is such a Choft...
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When a man is about ejaculate and doesn't have any tissues or towels available but he has a feline animal around to take the shot.
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The wrapping of the hand around the testicles during a handjob. The tesitcles contract and mold softly around the fingers.
Gross! I jus..
