What is Choft?
1.
When you have to take a crap and you sit down and poo falls out of your ass you start to urinate on your floating turds, while shit is still falling out of you caca cave.
After
taking it up the Gary , Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton went into the bathroom and had a delightful choft.
2.
a nickname used for people who pretend to live inside the internet
God that kid is such a Choft...
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Bloody, raw asshole, usually resulting from too many wipes or rough toilet paper. See Residue Piece(s)
The beer shits always result in..
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a fat person at a party trying to find someone to makeout with.
Jason: Geez Marge, look at that poor slutty Hippokissamus trying to get..
