Choke A Smirf

What is Choke A Smirf?

When you masturbate while having blue balls to try to take away the pain.

Dude, last night she totally gave me blue balls so I went home and tried to choke a smirf

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As Shit

1. used to indicate the superlative. it's hot as shit in here! that guy is cute as shit!..

Pfrp

1. Punk fucking Rock points. A division used to judge ones "punkness". Certain activities are assigned negative points or posit..

Bahness

1. Total suckdom - Rorsach - • Dude, come play RvS in ma room - No dude, I can't, my comp is fucked up • bahness See Godfather..

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