What is Choke One's Chicken, Choke Your Chicken?
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To engage in a shuttle-motion activity of enveloping one's favorite organ to aid its instantaneous growth, ossification and relentless overflow. Choking is performed most effectively over a visual aid, e.g. a photo album, whose fortuitous imagery is conducive to flights of fancy, tantric bliss, an intensely felt trance and/or a prompt completion. According to a growing number of researchers, choking poultry prevents prostate cancer.
Michael Jackson values playing with his monkey Bobo over choking his chicken.
