Choke The Bishop

What is Choke The Bishop?

noun: masturbate.

In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

To masterbate, to physically stimulate ones penis untill ejaculation. (males only)

David: <walks in to bathroom> "ohhh d000000d, what the f*ck are you doing??

Marcin: "F*CK GUY!!! can't i choke the bishop in peace?"

See masterbate, jerking it, rub one out, DEHS

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