Choke The Chicken Edit Meaning

1.

see masturbate

See sophia

2.

means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.

I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.

See masturbate, beat off, jack off, bust a nut

3.

A term used that referse to masterbating. It is usually more agressive masterbating since the person is choking their dick

My grandma caught me choke the chicken last night

See choke, the, chicken, masterbating, grandma

4.

1. spank the monkey

2. hug the hedgehog

3. jack off

4. masturbation

etc.

Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken

Guy 2: wtf?

See chicken, jacking off, masturbation, celery

5.

1. Slang term for "masturbation."

2. Reference to Sarah Palin's new favorite interview background.

"I bet Ben missed the party to 'choke the chicken.'"

See masturbation, masturbate, chicken, sarah palin, interview

6.

to strangle a common barnyard bird

look ma! i'm choking the chicken!