Choke The Lizard

What is Choke The Lizard?

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Masturbation, every man does it when his wifes not home, And of course has a HUGE BUSH in his under carriage.

I will Choke The Lizard when i find porn magazines.

See masturbation, lizard, choke, huge, bush, under carriage

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