Choke The Vader

What is Choke The Vader?

V. To masturbate. A much cooler spin-off of "Choking the Priest"

Bob: Hey, Dave, what did you do last night?

Dave: Oh, I Choked the Vader to that new porno I bought

Bob: That sounds full of win, I think I'll go Choke the Vader now

See masturbation, jerking it, jerking off, spanking the monkey, whacking it, whacking off, masturbating, wanking, tossing off

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