Chokin The Chicken

What is Chokin The Chicken?

To choke the chicken means to masturbate.

Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!

Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.

Also called "Whacking off".

That slut val said she wants to watch me when i'm chokin my chicken then suck it.

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