Chokin The Chicken

What is Chokin The Chicken?

To choke the chicken means to masturbate.

Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!

Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.

Also called "Whacking off".

That slut val said she wants to watch me when i'm chokin my chicken then suck it.

See Jack Meoff

Rooter's Law

1. A series or an event where jokingly something bad happens, actually does. Having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event. Ha..

Hyptip

1. Joke, or kidding Ex 1. Are you hyptiping me Ex 2. That hyptip was not funny See funny, joke, kidding, laugh, haha..

Zurple

1. A moment in time that upon later recollection seems much more fulfilling or exciting than it actually was. KFC - You see it, you smell..

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