Choking The Gopher

What is Choking The Gopher?

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

See jacking-off, playing with yourself

Noops

1. spooning backwards; when the girls spoons the boy "Yo Katie, did you and Steve ever have sex?" "No, but I noopsed him a..

Ho Check

1. often called out for assurance of your bitches being present. Pimp- "Ho check!" Bitch-"Check" Pimp-"Yeah...b..

Haxxy

1. the act of hacking sexily "mmmm how haxxy, he roxord my box0r See hex_ten 2. Something which could only be performed by somebod..

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