Choking The Gopher

What is Choking The Gopher?

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

See jacking-off, playing with yourself

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Librophile

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Jotb

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