Choking The Gopher

What is Choking The Gopher?

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

See jacking-off, playing with yourself

W00ties

1. Adorable exclaimation of joy and excitement, usually used by females. He bought me a new car. w00ties!..

Claira

1. two words : fucking amazing person#1 : whoa it's Claira... person#2 : whoa... See amazing, hott, sexy, hot, yummy, breath taking..

No-good

1. Somone is who good-for-nothing Jennifer Granholm and Hillary Clinton are "no-goods". See governor, michigan, state, retard, ..

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