Choking The Gopher

What is Choking The Gopher?

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

See jacking-off, playing with yourself

Bodily Functions

1. any sounds, smells or gasses released from the body please keep your bodily functions to your self See Lizz..

Japanaporn

1. ja·pan·a·porn Function: noun Japanese anime that depicts erotic behavior intended to cause sexual excitement Hey kate, put on some of..

Oholy

1. a response to something so shocking that it makes a "o" syllable before saying holy. "OHOLY shit...half priced doughnuts..

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