Choking The Gopher

What is Choking The Gopher?

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

See jacking-off, playing with yourself

Velvet Vagina

1. Noun- A girl that won't put out, or is to exclusive for sex (like the velvet red ropes at clubs) Fred- Dude did you get any last ..

Iasw

1. In a sexual way. Opposite of NIASW (not in a sexual way) Person 1: I love him. Person 2: IASW? Person 1: No, NIASW. See iasw, sexual..

Australian Blowtorch

1. to give a man a blow job with hot sauce in your mouth Anns mouth was on fire while she was giving Bob an australian blowtorch. See ala..

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