Choking The Gopher

What is Choking The Gopher?

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

See jacking-off, playing with yourself

The Funky Monkey Dance

1. what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex. I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy. See fuck, screw, sex, banging..

Or Else

1. A threat that comes after a command. It has no meaning. Usually followed by Or else what? "Go make me a sandwich. OR ELSE." ..

Milk Run

1. (n) A very easy task, usually used in the air force to define an easy mission That quiz was a milk run; I didn't even need to stud..

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