What is Choking The Oompa Loompa?
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another way of saying 'jacking off' or masturbating
Dude, I got in so much shit yesterday. My parents got back from their trip earlier than expected and caught me choking the oompa loompa in the living room while watching some porn. It sucked.
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a female with abnormally large boobs that jiggle rapidly
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A surprise lick or splash of saliva on your anus, choda or balls by your girlfriend as you beat off into the full length mirror in your ..
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When you really need to take a shit.
"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".
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