Choking The Oompa Loompa

What is Choking The Oompa Loompa?

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another way of saying 'jacking off' or masturbating

Dude, I got in so much shit yesterday. My parents got back from their trip earlier than expected and caught me choking the oompa loompa in the living room while watching some porn. It sucked.

See jack off, masturbate, butthole, porn, sex

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