Choking-the-bishop

What is Choking-the-bishop?

to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.

Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.

See wank, masturbate, jerk-off, jizz

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