What is Choking-the-bishop?
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to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.
Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.
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The long dangly things between your mothers legs.
Lee: Where were you last night Ryan?
Ryan: Ehh, I was playing with your mothers twap..