What is Cholobulism?
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Acute poisoning through excessive exposure to cholobulinum toxin produced by a homo Sapien of the genus Solomonum (C. cholobulinum) and characterized by excessive confusion, merpism, forehead slapping, oversleeping, and gnashing of teeth.
Merp! I overslept my midterm at 3:00 p.m. by half an hour! ARGH D ARGH D THETA!
