Chom Edit Meaning

1.

n. Dumb mammal. Big idiot.

-Dad, why can't I read? -Because you are a chom.

See dumbass, dumbshit, moron, idiot

2.

any human with an i.q. in the negative digits.

Upon Chom's first I.Q. test it was determined that he was so stupid that his score was undeterminable. Upon review it was determined that he scored a -27, way below the score catergorized as "Dumb Fuck."

See retard, moron

3.

Comes from one of South Africa local languages, namely Xhosa. It means friend. English South African have adopted this word as one of there own. Often used as chommy.

Howzit my chom. Or howzit my chom? Meaning: Hello or how are you my friend.

Hey chommy, wassup? Menaing: Hey my frind, what you up to?

See friend, chum, amigo, buddy, mate

4.

Abbreviated form of the word chomedy.

Caleb: Hey Kyle, my five shih-tzu's just crapped all over the kitchen floor when Total Recall came on the TV!

Kyle: Really? That's Chom.

See chomedy, comedy, crom

5.

The piece of skin between a mans anus and his Testicles

Wayne: Hey Adriaan!

Adriaan: Hey Wayne!

Wayne: Hoe gaan dit Chom!

Adriaan: Sies! Weet jy wat is n Chom?

Wayne: Nee!

Adriaan: Draai om en buk, dan lek ek hom

Wayne: Ooh! Dit klink lekker

See choom, vriend, buddy, pal

6.

a word utterd by a green hairy little wart monger when he is either being bummed or being severely beaten by more that one participant of claremont fan court school year 11

arrr chom