Chomp-omp

What is Chomp-omp?

(Verb) To be a cock-block.

(Noun) A person who kills a romantic mood between two people because he has nothing better to do.

(Noun/Verb) To be that thing from Mario.

"I was on my bed with my girlfriend ready to get into it when David called asking to hang out together with us. Fucking chomp-omp!"

See cock block, semi-friend

Cock Soak

1. To soak one's cock in order to clean it. Usually, using a condom and some cleaning agent. After that prostitute I need a cock soak..

Hot Pants

1. Hot pants are shorts that could not possibly be shorter -- I've got a pair of them which I keep pulling down because I feel so self..

Lazy Change

1. coins that won't work in the vending machine. Hey, do you have a nickle I can have, I have some lazy change and the candy machine ..

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